Monday, January 11, 2010

Triple Filter Test

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day one fellow met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend"?

"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test ". "Triple filter"? "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.

The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true"? "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't know if it's true or not.

Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good"? "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true.

You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me"? "No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all"?

Stories have power. They delight, enchant, touch, teach, recall, inspire, motivate, challenge. They help us understand. They imprint a picture on our minds. Consequently, stories often pack more punch than sermons. Want to make a point or raise an issue? Tell a story. Jesus did it. He called his stories ‘parables’. — Janet Litherland.

Friday, January 01, 2010

Word Play

Spoonerisms
Spoonerisms are phrases, sentences, or words in language with swapped sounds. Usually this happens by accident, particularly if you're speaking fast. Come and wook out of the lindow, is an example. It means, Come & look out of the window.

Spoonerisms are the act of switching things around.

The name Spoonerism comes from the Reverend William Archibald Spooner who is reputed to have been particularly prone to making this type of verbal slip.

Of course, there are many millions of possible Spoonerisms, but those which are of most interest (mainly for their amusement value) are the ones in which the Spoonerism makes sense as well as the original phrase. Go and shake a tower and a well-boiled icicle illustrate this well (go and take a shower, a well-oiled bicycle).

Since Spoonerisms are phonetic transpositions, it is not so much the letters which are swapped as the sounds themselves. Transposing initial consonants in the speed of light gives the leed of spight which is clearly meaningless when written, but phonetically it becomes the lead of spite.
EXAMPLES : 1.Fighting a liar - lighting a fire
2.You hissed my mystery lecture - you missed my history lecture
3.Cattle ships and bruisers - battle ships and cruisers
4.You've tasted two worms - you've wasted two terms
5.Is the bean dizzy? is the Dean busy?

History of Spoonerism :

Spooner was an albino, small, with a pink face, poor eyesight, and a head too large for his body. His reputation was that of a genial, kindly, hospitable man. He seems also to have been something of an absent-minded professor.

Reverend Spooner's tendency to get words and sounds crossed up could happen at any time, but especially when he was agitated. He reprimanded one student for "fighting a liar in the quadrangle" and another who "hissed my mystery lecture." To the latter he added in disgust, "You have tasted two worms."
So if you have made a verbal slip, rest easy.
Thanks to Reverend Spooner's style-setting somersaults, our own little tips of the slung will not be looked upon as the embarrassing babblings of a nitwit, but rather the whimsical lapses of a nimble brain. So let us applaud that gentle man who lent his tame to the nerm. May sod rest his goal.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Hostel memories

On the notice board
Two second year students found taking out oothappams out of hostel mess, the offence is well caught by Mr Ravi, congratulations to him, offenders are suspended from hostel for the next 15 days, and students are requested to report to hostel warden with parents on Feb 1st.

Next to the above notice a freshly prepared handout hanging with the message and added loads of boiled flies, big black beetles pasted, thanks to the hostel management for converting our vegetarian menu in to a delicious exotic non vegetarian menu, those who don’t like it pls take two oothappam and get out of hostel.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Confession of a young mind

“Can I have a Ciggy”, “no you can not, it’s my friends” me said, what s your age? “22”, why you want to smoke? “I am not feeling good”, “make yourself comfortable, don’t remove your shoes, if you really feel like… puffing out then have it “, Thanks, light please. Thanks to sachin once during his visit still I remember how he brouhahaed, antagonized my entire household with his smelly sacks and feet.

“What happened?, looking a bit confused”, chubby faced moti preppy sachin face turned pale suddenly and a sarcastic smile from his mouth, mobile started beeping (SMS) and ringing continuously, mild confusion in his face, “attend”, running for a cover, he forgotten that I can’t understand Marathi, “sachin one more request don’t go to Balcony”, still not able to see my face with a shameful smile he was running to the adjacent room.

“I am in big trouble with girls, my car, and Parents”, sachin asserted while back.

How is your parents…, ma parents they are really concerned when ever I am leaving home in the evening, they want me to sit in the cradle and drink plenty of milk.

Can I have one more fag, yeah take it, would save me from mosquitoes. Who was that red sari aunty crossing me while I was coming upstairs?........remaining aunty discussion censored.

“Two days back I banged my car, shit”, “while u drive you have to see around”, I was very alert still some disturbance, I was on the way to Taj, why to Taj? For dinner. Ho.. then, why you banged, the girl sat next to me suddenly asked when are you marrying me.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Lesson Learnt

29th Jan 2009, It was a very difficult day after a day long working of 6 40 to 19 00, what to do after this much time in office, simple! Go home, Have food, go to bed. Change, Change, Change…, Changed the Routine.

If any deviation from my office routine timing-one of the difficult task to manage, office till 19.00 then have to do some thing to be occupied till 20.00, for food. So an hours gap what to do? Started moving toward main gate, to have some fun on the road dividing my office and home, platform batter and fry pan both are missing sucks! time cruncher. Here is the catch usually around 19 00 it could be my work out time but today its different, things are changed, routine is disturbed, very tired, drained!!!, on the return totter, tired dragging walk I found a gentleman who is older than me, doing lots of energy consuming work in my same office, jogging on the path; who usually reaches office on the same morning time of mine and leaves every day after me, wavered his hands with full energy towards me, O God what is he doing, transpiring some energy!

Life is simple and beautiful; I walked back home energized, started vigorous work out. Night I slept well happily, peacefully,… without any self pity.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

College Memories

Year 1996, Salem V E campus, trouble started brewing between seniors and juniors, "mama keep wooden sticks ready to break at least two heads", "this girls are also not respecting us we have to show them the strength so…break the bones in front of girls". College closed indefinitely.

Charu Niveditha

Whiskeee, Whiskeee… Brandy started crying nonchalantly, Whiskeee his companion died yesterday evening peacefully –pneumonia; while she was cozying up with smirn off in the chilly winter under the banyan tree.

Saturday night Muniandi wake up from his dream with a head ache and scratched his crotch, what s happened…poor mix of whiskeee and charu stories.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

New Year Contd

As usual this new year started with friends, first try at peptates not vibrating enough environment to venture in to a new year so change the venue, next try at Rodhos, surprisingly it became a couples joint, stags are allowded at such a premium...to see cuddles and smooches!!!, friends started turning restless , next stop at Moksha nite time 10.00 PM, yeah hangout spot is fixed stamped, Loud orgy of music, dance, drinks...finished with dinner at fifteen past one so welcomed the new year, next, what else continue the rat race, time to go back to work.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year

2002 New year at midnite 12.00 returning from Job.
2003 New year with Gopal, Aravinth, Ananth, Malai, mani at fair mont and Beach.
2004 New year with Aravinth, Malai, Mani, Gopal in KK Kupp Church.
2005 New year with Sunil, Kadam, many others at Alibaug.
2006 New year at a Dhaba with Sunil, Nagesh.
2007 New year - Trial for a adventourous nite out fun failed, returned from Singapore, Bangkok plan fail. want to forget.
2008 New year at Nagesh House with Sunil.
2009 New year may be at Hill side & Powai with Ananth, Siva, still in planning stage...

Normal things like New year resolution, throwing up at midnite, trying new roads etc.. not working anymore, what to do...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Tree

Once upon a time there was a kid having the good company of a Mango tree, every day he hugs and enjoyed playing around, climb on its trunk, sleep under its shadow, and eat ripe mangoes, more he played around; more the happier the tree, he enjoyed and loved the company of the tree.

Time passed on…

He become a boy, one fine morning walking across the tree, the tree tenderly called him come and sit with me, he riposted I am no longer a kid to play around you, I need money I want to buy many things. The tree replied sorry I do not have money to offer you but I have mangoes which you can pluck, sell, have the money you want, the boy was really excited he grabbed all the ripe mangoes and left happily, the tree also very happy.

He had not shown up for some time, Time passed on…

He become a man, one fine morning he returned to his home town; by seeing him the tree was really excited, lovingly called him come near me, he replied I do not have time, I have to take care of my wife and children, I need money. I want to own a house, can you help me out? The tree replied sorry I do not have house to offer you but you can chop off my branches to build your house. The man cut all the branches and left happily. The tree was very glad to see him after a long time.

Time passed on…

One hot summer the man returned, the tree was delighted and shrieked happily, and yelled come on, sit with me, the man replied I am getting old, I want to sail in a boat for relaxation can you help me, “use my trunk to build your boat, sail around the world, be happy”, said the tree. So the man cut the tree trunk to construct a boat, sailed around, not returned for a long time. The tree was happy but it must not be the truth.

Time passed on…

He returned after many years, the tree earnestly welcomed him back and sadly informed “Sorry my boy I do not have anything for you to offer any more, no more mangoes for you, no more truck for you to climb up,”. “No problem I do not have the energy to suckle, too old to climb also”, the man replied. With tears the tree asked the man to take its dying roots, “I do not need much now, just a place to sit, I want to lean on you, I want to speak my heart” the man replied. “Come, sit down”, the tree was glad and smiled with tears.
Note: I have seen a Mail apple story, I am a tamil, Mango Jack fruit and Banana are the king of fruits, so here is a Mango story.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

வாரணம் ஆயிரம்

A Déjà vu, initially difficult to accept it as a good movie, ugliest looking simran, fit Surya(father surya), a new fresh looking(Bengali failure) heroine, wide hip bone second heroine(Kuthu Ramya) , no logic in story still ..... still good fantasy, like to associate ourself with protagonist.

Good Music, Videography, Acting, Dope scenes, Anjalai song, and nicest lyrics are my favorite next to colourful portrayal of first love and US Campus scenes. May be I would like to watch one more time If it continues running in Mumbai for one more week.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Ananth Eswar

Ananth, Salem Ananth, easy to notice his presence where ever he is, if u not still he will, that s the way it happened my first time meeting with him in my first day at SRM, asked about my admission to Crescent and Maya, a preppy look damsel, who also took part in admission process (written test and GD) later not joined, Ananth too attended on same still I am pondering how I missed his presence. When ever I am in some critical task, now It’s happening in daily routines too, accustomed to forgetting the surrounding world easily forgetting the road traveled, people around, music heard, movies seen, posters landmarks everything, contrary to my way the stark contrast I noticed about Ananth is his memory and inquisitive mind, eye on small matters like movie background dancers, flying dress and underwear colour of a foreigner in mount road while riding fast in a bike for a movie to childhood friends even what happened fifteen years back in school to yesterday evening a new face (read girl) walked on the colony park thirty past nine in pink tops with black jean, hmmm memory matters but not to this extend. About sirs academic excellence, kind of Mr. Cool the moment exam arrives sir will feel totally uncomfortable because of the antics and dramas of other inmates particularly Malai and Mani, due to this artistic skill for small things if I write a exam for twenty pages sir will do sixty five, note-that days exams were introspected by us by the number of pages written.

Sir and his mobiles were inseparable; kind of Karna’s Kavasa Kundalam God only knows who is on the other end, as long as mobiles were ringing or beeping it is the indication that Ananth is around, later I realised why people are keep on calling him, matter is simple, Sir is a great story teller (for everybody) and a family counselor (only for woman) result every body want to have his tidbits for the day or pour there trivial scuts. The busiest friend among many I had, I have.

The same Ananth is now here in Mumbai jobless, I am not talking about money earning Work; that is plenty, jobless means ….. Close friends know very well.

Monday, November 03, 2008

கடமையை செய் பலனை எதிர் பார்

"கடமையை செய் பலனை எதிர் பார்", தலைவரின் புதிய மந்திரம், ரஜனி's interview- trying time to fight with laughter challenge program, answers some how better than kuselan interview, audience myself and ananth evening sun TV program. Nice to watch sweaty kanth saheb answering fans questions with nervousness and his trademark dry humour, fan's are losing there hair over rajini confusious's confusions. end of the show I asked ananth what he is trying to say 'hmmm he want to become a politician' and 'reading all the books related to political science' vow my view is he may be waiting for Babaji's views in his dream or some mallu astrologers prophecies. Finally he made his fans happy by informing he will give dharshan and interact openly yearly once!!!. Thalaiva politics requires visiting jail, losing marriage halls, joining hand with common man, speaking with clarity, travelling all over tamilnadu not Himalaya finally spending money for thirsty hungry party man unlike ரசிகர் மன்றம் where fans will take care every thing from donating blood to spending money on posters and cut outs.

Better try acting in more and more commercial movies atleast fans wishes will be fulfilled, your coffer too will be full.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Pavlonian Dog

Day before yesterday 18/10/2008
SK: Vijay, Sh is in Bangkok,
Vijay hmm, the night was over at early morning 2.30
Yesterday 19/10/08 night 10.30 Indian time
Sh SMS: Hi Vijay I am in Bangkok
Vijay: Vow Fine enjoy
Sh SMS: I been to our hideout
Vijay:Meet our friends, Keep some energy for tomorrow.
It took two hours to sleep after that series of messages.
Some sweet memories of travels and happiness are very difficult to forget. In our life we do meet lots of people and creating lots of sweet and painful memories, n that sh occupied a good amount of fine moments, Pondering over it, just bringing back some nostalgic Moments...

Now new company new place, new people... waiting like a pavlonian Dog. Though getting the opportunity to go to this places easily, heart is not supporting similar kind of fun easily with new group of people.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Blood Diamond

English films are usually action and thrillers, which is difficult to watch even for few minutes - experience based on childhood day roadside morning show movie posters and TV movies of Bruce lee and Jackie chan. This perception still continues bcos of the kind of prime time movies telecasted by HBO and STAR MOVIES.

Sometimes we are destined to get different kind of experience which may blown up our idiotic perceptions, at the age of 18 first time I realized while watching Titanic that they too can make movies with emotion- not sexual and relationship based stories, after that again I drifted back to my shell, many of the flight movies also not opposed to any my perception, ‘The water horse’ is the last flight time movie I watched as there was no any other option (consider dud Hindi movies and cartoon shows are the other option).

A few days back I happened to stare at a ‘Blood diamond’ in HBO then continued watching, Protagonist Hounsou-Best acting with perfect body language of a slave, and a faithful dad, husband, De caprio with his Huh, huh hard breathe slang, little bit funnier and street smart character portrayal, a good looking Jennifer, many rape and F words censored by film board, making it a tad difficult to understand the conversations, still the movie is a gem, one of the best emotional family drama movie I have seen. “Dia, You are from the proud Mende tribe, ..” the dialogue from father to his young son with Gun in hand targeting Decaprio and Hounsou one of the best screen moments.

Rarely a movie makes you think, ‘civil war, rebel forces, diamond mines, journos, lots of emotions, family values, innocent people, blood, cruel punishments’, this is one is of that rare kind.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Dasavadharam

One more frustration from Kamal.
I think Kamal reads lot of Indira Sowndarrajan Tamil novels, the twist and turns become unbelivable comedy(Tragety), poor graphics, worst music. Where is KS Ravikumar?
Kamal occupied every corner of the screen that is the big drawback, people want good entertainment for the money and time, not his make up expeiments at our Paisa.

Earlier Dhanu now Poor chap Oscar Ravichandran.

Alert:If the movie latter dubbed in Hindi and at all released It will become big flop of the year. Here People are accustomed to enjoy the movies like Munna bhai series, Rang de basanti and Dhoom series.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

We the people

India might be the super power in another two decades, wow wonderful!!!, we will be having the world largest population of young educated people who can work and earn maximum and economy will become world second largest, that too fine.

Everything fine for me from the above lines except some dubious distinction which we are going to achieve parrallely like world largest womanizers, rapists, child molesters, country of smarts (cheaters) due to our value system and what we are preaching to the young minds today, like don’t drink, don’t smoke but who will teach about the importance of Individual discipline-The trait of being well behaved while in a group and as a individual alone and while with strangers.

The painful result of our past preaching is the largest number of cloaked smokers, drinkers who are more in our country than any other part of the world and raising population of woman molesters and rapists.

Few days back I was chatting with a college going young man about summer vacation and about visiting Goa, the discussion drifted to Scarlette murder and rape, he equated her with a sex bomb (media effect)? And further added that what she got is the punishment for her dope and drinking habits. I questioned about the rapist and foul play played by administers, he simply replied ,”why she was going to wrong places in the wrong time” and further added Its India not UK then one more addition ‘her mother married five times have more than seven children’.

The way we are giving respect to a woman because of our so called value system is either they can’t walk alone after sun set or they can’t travel alone for a small distances. A woman who is living alone and trying to stand on her own is still considered largely as a easy catch and seen with we can try once attitude, Now my question who is wrong Scarlett for her drinking and doping interest or the rapist who raped and murdered her on a opportunistic moment, what is wrong dope (the bad habit) or rape (the bad behavior) which one is bigger crime, a habit which may affect a individual or a manners which may affect others.

The media (the latest moral police) too have to feel shameful for their portrayal of scarlette and her mother Fiona as glamour doll and villains/ enemies to our land value system and further strengthening the age old moral and no discipline value system for the dubious distinctions which are awaiting for us in near future.

God please save us.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Shantaram's Mumbai

It's quiet fun to read through foreigners view on India, Either Gregory roberts description of Mumbai in Shantaram or Holy Cow-Delhi, both were written by Australians, one is Ex BBC, and another is a convicted criminal, escaped from Victoria Jail!!!.


Shantaram is bit in line on the common men's view on Bombay with lot of street truths, which still not changed, while I was reading It's very difficult to put the book down, wondering about the Slum poverty and Discipline, The story is narrated with such a passion and affection that Greogory robberts must have enjoyed each and every moment of his stay in India that is evidence from his repeated visits to Mumbai and Its slums along with famous celebrities like Madonna, J Depp.
If I like some writing or Movies It's my habit to read it or see it later again and again, Shantaram is one more addition to that list.

Success Mantra - Quotes from Winners

In a day when u don’t come across any problems, you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.
Swami Vivekanandha

Three Sentences for getting success

Know more than other
Work more than other
Expect less than other
William Shakesphere

If you win you need not explain… but if you lose you should not be there to explain.
Adolph Hitler

Don’t compare anyone with yourself, If you do so you are insulting yourself
Allen strike

I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I discovered there are thousand ways that can cause failure
Thomas Edison